anomaly was born to a poor south african family in 1973. after being kidnapped at age 3 they were sent to the central sahara where they were trained as a child soldier and at age 7 they were fighting on the battlefield. after losing their dear friend amigo chalupa in the 4th mecha corporate megamartwar they swore off the private soldier lifestyle and went to america where they were inducted into the mk ultra program. after being brainwashed by the us government they performed multiple acts of sabotage against the american denizens, including providing crack into improvished neighborhoods and introducing the aids virus through importated monkeys. one of these aids monkeys however escaped its container, and after a brutal gunfight anomaly neutralized the foe, who revealed themselves as curious george, an insurgant sent by the albanian government to disrupt the mkultra program. reluctant to believe that they were indeed part of the mkultra program anomaly pondered killing the monkey, but curious george persisted and eventually convinced anomaly to take 80 apoquel (benadryl for dogs). after this dosage anomaly saw the light, and swore off the us government, becoming a terrorist and attempting to get revenge by crashing a plane into the pentagon in late 2001. however his plan was thwarted by his old friend, amigo chalupa, who turned out to be alive this whole time and now worked as a private mercenary for the us government. fighting a gruesome melee anomaly barely escaped with their life, parachuting out of the crashing plane and landing in the nearby countryside. lost in the forest with no supplies and food anomaly hunted with makeshift spears and bows to survive until coming across a mud hut in a clearing. in this hut lived a druid named froglegs mcgee. froglegs taught anomaly the ways of alchemy and spellcasting and took them on his apprentince. training with froglegs for a decade anomaly became a master of the arts before departing to get revenge on amigo chalupa. leaving the united states anomaly headed south to mexico, catching up with amigo chalupa who was now a retired gunslinger, training the next generation of mercenaries. anomaly increased their skills tenfold, but amigo had the wisdom of an old man in a profession where men die young. after a metal gear solid 4 ass brawl amigo chalupa did some cheap shit and pulled a gun on him, shooting him right in the shin and fleeing. to recoup their strength anomaly headed for the antartic wasteland, where they are currently regaining their strength for their final showdown with amigo chalupa.
